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hicracer -> Top 10 List (1/31/2005 8:40:35 PM)
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An animated Kurt Busch, the 2004 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series champion, read the Tuesday night Top Ten list on "Late Show with David Letterman." The category -- "Top Ten Thoughts That Cross Your Mind When Going 190 Miles Per Hour:" 10. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight 9. Did I remember to TiVo "Desperate Housewives"? 8. Oh, yeah, the fumes are really kicking in now! 7. Did I remember to take the supplemental liability coverage? 6. Uh, oh, that wasn't Powerade. That was Pennzoil 5. Damn, that Jeff Gordon is handsome 4. My crew chief, Jimmy Fennig, is a genius. I've got to suck up to him or else he'll tamper with my brakes 3. Turn 3 should have a McDonald's drive-thru 2. Maybe I should have put the top up 1. Wheeeeeeee[;)]
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