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Semi Clean Joke - 2/11/2005 12:09:27 PM

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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RE: Semi Clean Joke - 2/14/2005 4:04:26 PM

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cute I like it

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RE: Semi Clean Joke - 4/19/2005 7:00:39 PM

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Another cute one Amanda... where do you get these? lol

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RE: Semi Clean Joke - 4/20/2005 12:28:34 PM

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she scours the earth to the farthest corners to find non-dirty jokes...

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RE: Semi Clean Joke - 4/20/2005 12:34:41 PM

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You jest but it is hard to find cute jokes that are not real dirty! I copy them down and email them to my friends! Thx!!

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RE: Semi Clean Joke - 10/14/2005 11:23:20 PM

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that was cute

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RE: Semi Clean Joke - 1/18/2006 7:48:49 PM

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here's one for ya,
an old man goes to the doctor, and the doctors tells the old man that he needs a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. the old man, being hard of hearing, asked his wife what the doctor said. she replied, "he needs to see your underwear!"

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