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A texas redneck... - 9/12/2005 6:12:00 PM    techmanbd Posts: 877 Score: 0 Joined: 8/31/2005 Status: offline A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!" The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the redneck. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" "What fish?" We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most. You smart ones have a good day _____________________________ 2006 Mustang GT Tungston - Hurst Comp/pro shifter Infinity KAPPA682.7CF, BasslinkII sub and 4SC Module 1990 Ranger 4.0 2004 Triumph Daytona 955i - Yellow Post #: 1

RE: A texas redneck... - 9/16/2005 3:54:07 PM    Sabretooth Posts: 96 Score: 0 Joined: 8/28/2005 Status: offline Thats a damn good way of gettin out of that one...mind you...them game wardens ain't exatcly rocket scientists as far as I can tell...up here anyways... _____________________________ My lug nuts have more torque than your Honda! (in reply to techmanbd) Post #: 2

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