An animated Kurt Busch, the 2004 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series champion, read the Tuesday night Top Ten list on "Late Show with David Letterman."
The category -- "Top Ten Thoughts That Cross Your Mind When Going 190 Miles Per Hour:"
10. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight
9. Did I remember to TiVo "Desperate Housewives"?
8. Oh, yeah, the fumes are really kicking in now!
7. Did I remember to take the supplemental liability coverage?
6. Uh, oh, that wasn't Powerade. That was Pennzoil
5. Damn, that Jeff Gordon is handsome
4. My crew chief, Jimmy Fennig, is a genius. I've got to suck up to him or else he'll tamper with my brakes
3. Turn 3 should have a McDonald's drive-thru
2. Maybe I should have put the top up
1. Wheeeeeeee