A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.

The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

 

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes.
One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day,
some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.
She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,
“I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do.
I memorized all the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said,
“I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?”
“N,” she answered.

 

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied,
"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin,
one team got it, and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was,
'Get the quarterback!
Get the quarterback!'
I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kinda hard carrying/dragging the heavy bags to the car this morning.

 

In the 60's today very sunny and the women have gone shopping
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