The Old Geezer is married to a young Hottie. After a while & very happy marriage, he has a heart attack.
The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out sex.
So, he and his Hottie discuss the matter and decide that they should sleep in separate rooms.
He in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks of this,
he decides that life without sex isn't worth living. So he heads upstairs. He meet his wife on the staircase and says,
"I'm coming up to die." His Hottie laughs and replies, "I'm coming down to kill you!"

 

The guy is driving to work when he realizes he has left his wallet and Cell at home.
So, he turns around and goes back home to retrieve them. Upon arriving home,
he rushes to the Bedroom to see his hottie Wife standing there holding his Wallet and
Cell. Guy says how much today honey. She removes several bills and says,
"the Usual, 2 gallons of milk & a dozen eggs.

 

Guy has a terrible problem, his eyes seem to be bulging out of his head.
So, he goes to the Dr. about his problem. Well.. after the exam the Dr.
Says, "you will need surgery to relieve the problem."
Well, the guy thinks a bit and then responds, " I need some time to
figure this out." Dr. says, "sure it's a big decision to have to make."
Guy leaves and then decides to get some new clothes to help him
think. So, he stops at the Clothing store and says, I want to by new
clothes, everything but I'm not completely sure of the sizes. So the
Taylor says, XL long sleeve shirt, 36x34 jeans, size 12 shoes and
XL skivvies. Guys says, "sounds about right except for the shorts."
"I have always worn Mediums." Taylor says, "But that would make
your eyes bulge right out of your head!"