How do I stop the nozzles on my hood from leaking and running all over my hood, its annoying especially after I wash the car. And don't say don't use them, bcuz it happens even if I don't use them.

 

A good starting point would be to find the hose coming from the windshield washer pump and see if it has any pressure in it when not in use. There shouldn't be any.
There may be a kink/restriction in the hose to the nozzles and you might want to check that out.