I met the rudest cashier in my life at the Self-Checkout!

 

My parents didn't have much money when I was young.
One Christmas all my friends got new Cell Phones.
I received a ball & bat. To be fair the Ball was all right!
I learned if I soaked it all night and then rolled it across
a fresh mowed lawn it would turn green.
The bat was useless though - it just sat in a corner behind
the Door all the time in my room of many procrastinations.
I needed a reset button but all I had was the Groan !